The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
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why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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