Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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