but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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