so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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