don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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