if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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