Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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