It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
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We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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