He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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