jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
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Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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