You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Randomize
