you win again, gameday.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
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Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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