I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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