I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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