Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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