i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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