I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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