Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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