Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
