her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
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the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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