that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
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No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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