i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
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Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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