omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Don't make out with my wife yet
I wanna passion pit in your ass
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
i dont even know how to be here
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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