ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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