How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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