I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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