Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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