So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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