no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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