I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
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Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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