like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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