that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
