Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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