I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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