absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My pussy is not your playground.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
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Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
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I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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