he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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