I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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