is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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