On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
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