i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
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