Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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