I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
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Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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