sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
they're like a gay fantastic four
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
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