You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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