What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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