I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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