I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
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we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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