Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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