: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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