Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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