I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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