Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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