She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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