At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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