return my video game
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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